Schooldays

Schooldays

Sitting at my desk in school I put my hand up quick

I've got red spots upon my face, I'm feeling very sick

The teacher sends someone with me to take me to the sick

But as the water touches me, my face ???

I'm taken to the Headmaster to sort my problems out

He says what can we do little chum" and then he starts to shout

I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you a hundred times

Why don't you listen to my advice, write out a million lines.

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Walking down the road from school I pass my auntie's home

I see that she is not yet in so I play on my own

I cast my eyes down to the garden to the apple tree

And as I help myself to them my auntie catches me.

It couldn't be ??? as she tells me to get in

She says this is your very last chance and tells my Uncle Jim

And tells my and tells my dad so I'm sent off to bed

So here I am alone again, let no bad words be said.

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I got my school report today, it didn't say much for me

So accidentally on purpose I mislaid it carelessly

A little crawler ran to teacher, told her what I did

So teacher came to look for me and so I ran and hid.

I got sent home from school again just for having fun

The teacher turned her back on me and so I pinched her bum

And now I'm sick, I'm all alone, there's no-one else but me

I've just been told to get to bed without any tea.

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Oh shit, I just can't work out the words on either this or True Stories for anything! Must be Ray Dorset's speciality, producing records so that you can't hear the words! Somebody HELP ME!